I was doing some business at my bank recently, right around Christmas. I was sitting in one of those office/cubicles with one of the Bank Associates. I noticed he had an opened cardboard box with a Menorah picture on the front of it. I could see his Menorah on the top of his cubicle with all the lights on except one. So idiot that I am I said, “Gosh, that’s a drag that one of the light bulbs is burned out, I hate when that happens.” He informed me that there is still one day left of Hanukah. Just call me I-D-I-O-T!
Dale knows me too well because as soon as I told him one of the lights was burnt out he knew where this story was going.