This post is a shout out to my best friend Trish. We have been friends for over 25 years. She was my Air Force roommate and we sure have had some laughs over the years. I can make her laugh so hard she either farts uncontrollably or pees her pants. Come on, what more can you ask for in a friend.
We have been living in different states for such a long time but it’s like no time has passed when we talk. I sent her an email today saying I missed her and we have to talk soon. I thought I would try to capture a funny experience we shared and see if I can capture it in writing. Here goes…
I went to visit her when her husband was stationed in South Carolina. We took a road trip to Myrtle Beach. She was talking about this great restaurant that had all you can eat crab legs. The tables were set up in tiers, almost shelf like with 15 or so tables on each level. I went back up to the buffet for more crab, I then proceeded back to our table and began to eat my food. My friend was not at the table so I assumed she was getting more food. I glance around the restaurant and lock eyes with my friend, she is sitting down a couple of levels and laughing her ass off. I am sitting at someone else’s table, using their silverware, drinking their water. I was so mortified but could not stop laughing.
I’m sure she soiled her pants that day… or worse.