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Cheese Please……

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Sandy Collier Posted in Uncategorized .

They say the first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem.

My name is “Sandy” and I’m a cheese-a-holic…

I tell my husband not to bring cheese into the house. I just can’t stay away from it; it’s my one addiction. When I see the words, “aged Vermont extra sharp cheddar” I begin to get heart palpitations.

Have you ever heard those women that say, “When I eat a piece of cake it goes right to my ass”? Well, when I gnaw on my cheese one of the side effects that I’ve noticed is “back fat”, really nice, huh! Why don’t they list that on the label, that’s what I want to know.

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  1. Anonymous says
    May 31, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    I must say that i am a cheese aholic as well sandy i do not stay fat for no reason @ all i will say that was worder perfectly love Shelley Opp

  2. Trisha says
    May 31, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Sandy,
    Now I know what to get you for Christmas…all in moderation…it’s all good then.
    Trisha

  3. Anonymous says
    June 1, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Me to, I love that stuff. Always have a brick of it in the frig.
    Love Mom

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