The Funny Side of the Street

  • A Little Bit About Me…

Potty Mouth…..

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Sandy Collier Posted in Uncategorized .

My husband is pretty good about getting regular checkups from the doctor. He had a colonoscopy scheduled for today and while he was under anesthesia the doctor was going to look down his throat to check out something that’s been bothering him. Me, being the jokester that I am sent him the following text message from my phone, “please remind the doctor to use a clean instrument when he goes down your throat, because there is nothing worse than having your breath smell like ass”!

4 Comments
« Just a quick hello
Five minus two equals? »

4 Responses

  1. Trisha says
    May 26, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    eewww!!! Great stuff…keep it coming. Poor guy though, hope all is well!

  2. Anonymous says
    May 27, 2010 at 1:27 am

    omg out of the mouth’s of babe’s gotta love good humor man i am totally enjoying your post’s love shelley

  3. Bettie Lou says
    May 28, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Sandy, An endoscopy is through the mouth and a Colonoscopy is the other end,which one did he really have? Good luck on both. You really cracking every one here up, I really never knew you were soooo funny.

  4. Sandy says
    May 30, 2010 at 4:42 am

    I know they are two different instruments. I was just messing with him. He does tend to talk out his ass sometimes though.

Leave a comment

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Sign up for The Funny Side...

* = required field
unsubscribe from list

powered by MailChimp!

Archives

  • March 2019
  • December 2017
  • January 2017
  • February 2014
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • July 2012
  • May 2012
  • February 2012
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010

Categories

  • A day in my life
  • African Elephants
  • African Safari
  • Baobab Tree
  • diet
  • Elvis
  • Feng Shui
  • Fiction
  • Humor
  • Las Vegas
  • Latest episode of my ongoing sitcom
  • old couple
  • Pottery Barn
  • Sopa Lodges
  • Tanzania
  • Tarangire Park
  • The Lion Habitat Ranch
  • two chairs
  • Uncategorized
  • weight
  • Writing

Pages

  • A Little Bit About Me…

Archives

  • March 2019
  • December 2017
  • January 2017
  • February 2014
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • January 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • July 2012
  • May 2012
  • February 2012
  • October 2011
  • September 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011
  • May 2011
  • April 2011
  • March 2011
  • February 2011
  • January 2011
  • December 2010
  • November 2010
  • October 2010
  • August 2010
  • July 2010
  • June 2010
  • May 2010
  • April 2010
  • March 2010
  • February 2010

Categories

  • A day in my life (2)
  • African Elephants (2)
  • African Safari (9)
  • Baobab Tree (1)
  • diet (1)
  • Elvis (1)
  • Feng Shui (1)
  • Fiction (3)
  • Humor (2)
  • Las Vegas (4)
  • Latest episode of my ongoing sitcom (1)
  • old couple (1)
  • Pottery Barn (1)
  • Sopa Lodges (1)
  • Tanzania (3)
  • Tarangire Park (1)
  • The Lion Habitat Ranch (1)
  • two chairs (1)
  • Uncategorized (76)
  • weight (1)
  • Writing (1)

WordPress

  • Log in
  • WordPress

CyberChimps WordPress Themes

© The Funny Side of the Street